(Tutorial) How to shot web

hacker___ wrote:

UburL33tUzerNam wrote:

hacker___ wrote:

UburL33tUzerNam wrote:

UburL33tUzerNam wrote:

UburL33tUzerNam wrote:

hacker___ wrote:

JoshDP wrote:

UburL33tUzerNam wrote:1. Get bitten by a radioactive spider
2. Die of radiation poisoning

But how can I shot web if I have to die first?

you must have 2 or more lives to be able to try this out.

Okay, turns out I read the ancient texts wrong. Here's the updated guide:

1. Get bitten by a radioactive spider
2. Kill all hyperflies by giving them radiation poisoning
3. Exploding sock puppet
4. Locate TSR's secret lair
5. In TSR's secret lair, you will find an ancient stone tablet detailing how to bepis.
6. Follow that guide until you reach Mt. Coolspotsuxcoxbecauseheisagaymotherfuckerandlikestostealcode.
7. At the top of the mountain, you will find the great hacker____________, who will teach you in the ways of shot web.

I may have gotten that wrong though. My totallynotalanguageijustmadeupinordertosoundcoolish is a bit rusty.

I found the bepis tablet mentioned by the texts, you can find my translation here. I'm not sure what the significance is yet, though.

wait I actually don't know how to shoot web

this is a scam

Perhaps you forgot to follow Step 3. According to my translation of the original texts, that's the most important step.

How do I exploding sock puppet?

UburL33tUzerNam wrote:

hacker___ wrote:

UburL33tUzerNam wrote:

hacker___ wrote:

UburL33tUzerNam wrote:

UburL33tUzerNam wrote:

UburL33tUzerNam wrote:

hacker___ wrote:

JoshDP wrote:

UburL33tUzerNam wrote:1. Get bitten by a radioactive spider
2. Die of radiation poisoning

But how can I shot web if I have to die first?

you must have 2 or more lives to be able to try this out.

Okay, turns out I read the ancient texts wrong. Here's the updated guide:

1. Get bitten by a radioactive spider
2. Kill all hyperflies by giving them radiation poisoning
3. Exploding sock puppet
4. Locate TSR's secret lair
5. In TSR's secret lair, you will find an ancient stone tablet detailing how to bepis.
6. Follow that guide until you reach Mt. Coolspotsuxcoxbecauseheisagaymotherfuckerandlikestostealcode.
7. At the top of the mountain, you will find the great hacker____________, who will teach you in the ways of shot web.

I may have gotten that wrong though. My totallynotalanguageijustmadeupinordertosoundcoolish is a bit rusty.

I found the bepis tablet mentioned by the texts, you can find my translation here. I'm not sure what the significance is yet, though.

wait I actually don't know how to shoot web

this is a scam

Perhaps you forgot to follow Step 3. According to my translation of the original texts, that's the most important step.

How do I exploding sock puppet?

I'M WORKING ON IT, DON'T JUDGE

UburL33tUzerNam wrote:

hacker___ wrote:

UburL33tUzerNam wrote:

hacker___ wrote:

UburL33tUzerNam wrote:

UburL33tUzerNam wrote:

UburL33tUzerNam wrote:

hacker___ wrote:

JoshDP wrote:

UburL33tUzerNam wrote:1. Get bitten by a radioactive spider
2. Die of radiation poisoning

But how can I shot web if I have to die first?

you must have 2 or more lives to be able to try this out.

Okay, turns out I read the ancient texts wrong. Here's the updated guide:

1. Get bitten by a radioactive spider
2. Kill all hyperflies by giving them radiation poisoning
3. Exploding sock puppet
4. Locate TSR's secret lair
5. In TSR's secret lair, you will find an ancient stone tablet detailing how to bepis.
6. Follow that guide until you reach Mt. Coolspotsuxcoxbecauseheisagaymotherfuckerandlikestostealcode.
7. At the top of the mountain, you will find the great hacker____________, who will teach you in the ways of shot web.

I may have gotten that wrong though. My totallynotalanguageijustmadeupinordertosoundcoolish is a bit rusty.

I found the bepis tablet mentioned by the texts, you can find my translation here. I'm not sure what the significance is yet, though.

wait I actually don't know how to shoot web

this is a scam

Perhaps you forgot to follow Step 3. According to my translation of the original texts, that's the most important step.

How do I exploding sock puppet?

I'M WORKING ON IT, DON'T JUDGE

hacker___ wrote:

UburL33tUzerNam wrote:

hacker___ wrote:

UburL33tUzerNam wrote:

hacker___ wrote:

UburL33tUzerNam wrote:

UburL33tUzerNam wrote:

UburL33tUzerNam wrote:

hacker___ wrote:

JoshDP wrote:

UburL33tUzerNam wrote:1. Get bitten by a radioactive spider
2. Die of radiation poisoning

But how can I shot web if I have to die first?

you must have 2 or more lives to be able to try this out.

Okay, turns out I read the ancient texts wrong. Here's the updated guide:

1. Get bitten by a radioactive spider
2. Kill all hyperflies by giving them radiation poisoning
3. Exploding sock puppet
4. Locate TSR's secret lair
5. In TSR's secret lair, you will find an ancient stone tablet detailing how to bepis.
6. Follow that guide until you reach Mt. Coolspotsuxcoxbecauseheisagaymotherfuckerandlikestostealcode.
7. At the top of the mountain, you will find the great hacker____________, who will teach you in the ways of shot web.

I may have gotten that wrong though. My totallynotalanguageijustmadeupinordertosoundcoolish is a bit rusty.

I found the bepis tablet mentioned by the texts, you can find my translation here. I'm not sure what the significance is yet, though.

wait I actually don't know how to shoot web

this is a scam

Perhaps you forgot to follow Step 3. According to my translation of the original texts, that's the most important step.

How do I exploding sock puppet?

I'M WORKING ON IT, DON'T JUDGE

Are you done? I've been waiting for a few days now, and I don't have my answer.

UburL33tUzerNam wrote:

hacker___ wrote:

UburL33tUzerNam wrote:

hacker___ wrote:

UburL33tUzerNam wrote:

hacker___ wrote:

UburL33tUzerNam wrote:

UburL33tUzerNam wrote:

UburL33tUzerNam wrote:

hacker___ wrote:

JoshDP wrote:

UburL33tUzerNam wrote:1. Get bitten by a radioactive spider
2. Die of radiation poisoning

But how can I shot web if I have to die first?

you must have 2 or more lives to be able to try this out.

Okay, turns out I read the ancient texts wrong. Here's the updated guide:

1. Get bitten by a radioactive spider
2. Kill all hyperflies by giving them radiation poisoning
3. Exploding sock puppet
4. Locate TSR's secret lair
5. In TSR's secret lair, you will find an ancient stone tablet detailing how to bepis.
6. Follow that guide until you reach Mt. Coolspotsuxcoxbecauseheisagaymotherfuckerandlikestostealcode.
7. At the top of the mountain, you will find the great hacker____________, who will teach you in the ways of shot web.

I may have gotten that wrong though. My totallynotalanguageijustmadeupinordertosoundcoolish is a bit rusty.

I found the bepis tablet mentioned by the texts, you can find my translation here. I'm not sure what the significance is yet, though.

wait I actually don't know how to shoot web

this is a scam

Perhaps you forgot to follow Step 3. According to my translation of the original texts, that's the most important step.

How do I exploding sock puppet?

I'M WORKING ON IT, DON'T JUDGE

Are you done? I've been waiting for a few days now, and I don't have my answer.

Explanation coming tomorrow.

hacker___ wrote:

UburL33tUzerNam wrote:

hacker___ wrote:

UburL33tUzerNam wrote:

hacker___ wrote:

UburL33tUzerNam wrote:

hacker___ wrote:

UburL33tUzerNam wrote:

UburL33tUzerNam wrote:

UburL33tUzerNam wrote:

hacker___ wrote:

JoshDP wrote:

UburL33tUzerNam wrote:1. Get bitten by a radioactive spider
2. Die of radiation poisoning

But how can I shot web if I have to die first?

you must have 2 or more lives to be able to try this out.

Okay, turns out I read the ancient texts wrong. Here's the updated guide:

1. Get bitten by a radioactive spider
2. Kill all hyperflies by giving them radiation poisoning
3. Exploding sock puppet
4. Locate TSR's secret lair
5. In TSR's secret lair, you will find an ancient stone tablet detailing how to bepis.
6. Follow that guide until you reach Mt. Coolspotsuxcoxbecauseheisagaymotherfuckerandlikestostealcode.
7. At the top of the mountain, you will find the great hacker____________, who will teach you in the ways of shot web.

I may have gotten that wrong though. My totallynotalanguageijustmadeupinordertosoundcoolish is a bit rusty.

I found the bepis tablet mentioned by the texts, you can find my translation here. I'm not sure what the significance is yet, though.

wait I actually don't know how to shoot web

this is a scam

Perhaps you forgot to follow Step 3. According to my translation of the original texts, that's the most important step.

How do I exploding sock puppet?

I'M WORKING ON IT, DON'T JUDGE

Are you done? I've been waiting for a few days now, and I don't have my answer.

Explanation coming tomorrow.

Nevermind, after googling the answer to my question, I followed the guide. Here are the results, all in one video.

UburL33tUzerNam wrote:

hacker___ wrote:

UburL33tUzerNam wrote:

hacker___ wrote:

UburL33tUzerNam wrote:

hacker___ wrote:

UburL33tUzerNam wrote:

hacker___ wrote:

UburL33tUzerNam wrote:

UburL33tUzerNam wrote:

UburL33tUzerNam wrote:

hacker___ wrote:

JoshDP wrote:

UburL33tUzerNam wrote:1. Get bitten by a radioactive spider
2. Die of radiation poisoning

But how can I shot web if I have to die first?

you must have 2 or more lives to be able to try this out.

Okay, turns out I read the ancient texts wrong. Here's the updated guide:

1. Get bitten by a radioactive spider
2. Kill all hyperflies by giving them radiation poisoning
3. Exploding sock puppet
4. Locate TSR's secret lair
5. In TSR's secret lair, you will find an ancient stone tablet detailing how to bepis.
6. Follow that guide until you reach Mt. Coolspotsuxcoxbecauseheisagaymotherfuckerandlikestostealcode.
7. At the top of the mountain, you will find the great hacker____________, who will teach you in the ways of shot web.

I may have gotten that wrong though. My totallynotalanguageijustmadeupinordertosoundcoolish is a bit rusty.

I found the bepis tablet mentioned by the texts, you can find my translation here. I'm not sure what the significance is yet, though.

wait I actually don't know how to shoot web

this is a scam

Perhaps you forgot to follow Step 3. According to my translation of the original texts, that's the most important step.

How do I exploding sock puppet?

I'M WORKING ON IT, DON'T JUDGE

Are you done? I've been waiting for a few days now, and I don't have my answer.

Explanation coming tomorrow.

Nevermind, after googling the answer to my question, I followed the guide. Here are the results, all in one video.

You're doing it wrong. REAL explanation coming tomorrow.

Also, RICKROLL ALERT