WTF SQUIDWARD

twerking in front of teenage girls???? GROSS!!!!!!

I'm just so irresistible to the ladies! You can't blame me.

ewww squidward! gtfo u pedo!!!!

go put a plastic bag over your head, squidward

Squidward Tenticals wrote:I'm just so irresistible to the ladies! You can't blame me.

lair u r a just a creepy pedo

squidward is gonna share a cell with drake bell.........

they will have fun together 

WHAT EWW!!! I AM NOT A PEDOPHILE!!! HOW DARE YOU MAKE SUCH ACCUSATIONS!!!!!!

ur the one shaking ur ass in front of minors

i guess your community college is gonna get shut down...

i mean i guess his college will stil b a round butt it will be completely changed 5 ever 

YOU LOSER SHITPOSTERS ARE JUST MAD THAT YOU CAN'T GET ACCEPTED INTO MY AWESOME COMMUNITY COLLEGE!!!!

fuck u, I wouldnt want to get accepted to ur stupid college anyways 

Ralakimus1 wrote:

twerking in front of teenage girls???? GROSS!!!!!!

that's my favorite one direction song

Squidward, why don' you have a seat?

NO, AND YOU CAN'T MAKE ME!!!!

I AM NOT A PEDO!!!!!

Well, I have the video of you exposing yourself in front of 16 year old girls in a sexual manner. Could you explain what was goimg through your mind when you did that?

IT WASN'T MY FAULT! I HAD NO IDEA THEY WERE UNDERAGE!!!!!

PLEASE OFFICER, DON'T ARREST ME!!!!!

Well, Mr. Krabs told you that it was his daughter's 16 birthday. So, that's obviously a lie.

Also, you think I'm law enforcement?

Well I knew that just his daughter was 16, I didn't twerk in front of her only her friends

which could have been 18 years or older btw

Also, I know that you aren't an officer per sey, but I know you can slander me in a way which could get me arrested unfairly as a result

Well, you still exposed yourself in front of her! Also, clearly you not knowing any of the girls, Pearl included, were underaged was a lie.

What do you think should happen to you?

delete this evidence and pretend that it never happened

I'm afraid I cannot do that. You are free to leave any time, however.

You should know that I'm Chris Hansen with Dateline NBC, and we're doing a story on predators who prey on underaged girls.

Squidward Tenticals wrote:delete this evidence and pretend that it never happened

gtfo u lair and hypocrite